Comedy artists Bruce Cropley and Alan
Morris have released their new satire “The Twelve Calls to
PhoneCorp”
Comedy artists Bruce Cropley and Alan
Morris have released their new satire “The Twelve Calls to
PhoneCorp.” The single is an audio comedy play in the tradition of
the best radio shows and is structured around the popular Christmas
traditional, “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” It has a running
time of approximately eight and a half hilarious minutes, all of
which are entirely utilized, packed with more gags and one-liners
than one might think possible in such a short span of time. This is
the second collaboration between Cropley and Morris, who are from
Australia and the Netherlands, respectively, and both of whom are
accomplished musicians in addition to their other talents.
The satirical play tells a story to
which anyone with a telephone can relate: the attempt to conduct
simple, straightforward business through an automated telephone
system that seems to serve no other purpose than to divert the
communications of a company's clientele. The pathetic protagonist,
wonderfully (and ridiculously) played by Alan Morris, wants merely to
pay his phone bill. Naturally, this basic desire is parried by
PhoneCorp's digital operator, whose lines are narrated by the
infuriatingly soft-toned female voice of Macintosh OSX's “Vicki.”
Insanity ensues, becoming exponentially more bizarre and surreal with
each of the twelve calls.
It would not do to represent here much
of the well-penned and well-performed humor, but it may be related
without ruining any of the listener's fun that the first call to
PhoneCorp results in the all-too-believable: “The system is
currently down,” which is later followed by, “We are upgrading,
please call again.”
By the sixth ring, there is apparently
fish bait involved, as well as the brainwashing of children. High
points include (but are in no way limited to) phone sex with camels,
“suicide support,” and of course, the frustrations of humanity's
worst invention since global thermonuclear war, digital voice
recognition.
The fantastic piece of audio satire is
available everywhere online beginning December 29 of 2012.
Cast –
The caller: Alan
PhoneCorp main voice: Vicki (Apple OS X voice)
PhoneCorp advertising: Alex (Apple OS X voice)
Candy: Alan
Dave: Alan
Billie: Anonymous Net Camels
Kevin's Mum ("Mrs. Customer"): Alan
Raj: Alan
-S. McCauley
Staff Press Release Writer
MondoTunes
The comedy single “The Twelve
Calls to PhoneCorp” is distributed globally by MondoTunes
(www.MondoTunes.com)
and is available at iTunes for convenient purchase and download
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ARTIST
CONTACT INFO:
cropleyb@yahoo.com.au
website -
http://www.soundcloud.com/cropleyb
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